Winner: Matt Kuchar
Oneida Tribe members were gratified
That the players’ desire remained bonafide.
Kuchar put it away
With his overtime play―
But his Masters spot isn’t solidified.
2009 Timberlake Shriners Open
Winner: Martin Laird
“I’m Loving It,” Martin said with a grin.
“I’ll Never Again say I didn’t win.
Nothin’ Else slows my stride;
All my work's Justified.
Guess I’ll Take It from Here and go win again.”
2009 Frys.com Open
Winner: Troy Matteson
Troy Matteson twice shot 9-under
And tore the Tour records asunder.
His win ended troubles
With Fall Finish bubbles
And left two Tour youngsters in wonder.
2009 Viking Classic
Tournament cancelled due to unplayable conditions
The birdie of choice was a ducky
As a flood turned the golf course all mucky.
Even if the guys waded,
They couldn’t have played it;
Guess the bubble boys just got unlucky.
2009 Children's Miracle Network Classic
Winner: Stephen Ames
The Miracle Network does magic
For children whose lives could be tragic.
Here’s a fitting conceit:
Stephen Ames’s win was sweet
While some others found Disney ellagic.
These limericks are AWEsome. Have you considered a book... I'm sure you have.
ReplyDeleteActually... I have, Patricia. But I don't have nearly enough of them yet. Thanks for the vote of encouragement, though.
ReplyDeleteYou should see some of my limerick summaries of movies... !